I had a hobo shower in a truck stop sink.
Dont smell like flowers but now I dont stink.
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink no way.
So I poured a couple drinks and slept all day
My hat is mighty crooked but so am I
My goose is done cookeded and my well is surely dry
I met this cowgirl the other week.
On the barroom counter fast asleep
She had blue eyes, what a sight,
One blew left and the other blew right.
That cross eyed gal was just my type.
Left me an open tab and slept all night.
My hat is mighty crooked but so am I
My goose is done cookeded and my well is surely dry
I get up with the rooster without fail.
Try to hit the snoozer and only his tail.
Out to the barn to saddle up my cayuse
Put the reigns round his horse and realized it was a moose.
Well that swamp donkey gave me a buck.
The force done launched me into a pile a muck.
My hat is mighty crooked but so am I
My goose is done cookeded and my well is surely dry
I been so content I am gettin' fat
My big ole head barely fits my hat
It has been a good run for me so far
Mama thinks Her son is country star
But I play more bars than radio stations
All I earned so far is a reputation
My hat is mighty crooked but so am I
My goose is done cookeded and my well is run dry