When Friday comes you'd better believe
I got a whole lotta good timin' up my sleeve
A whole lotta hijinx and honky tonkin',
A couple strong drinks and my feet start stompin'.
Listen here buddy, you've been warned
If you poke the hive you're bound to get the swarm
You can't stay drunk forever,
Lord knows I've tried
You've been warned come Monday morn
You're gonna hang your head and cry.
You can't stay drunk forever.
Let me tell you friend.
There'll come a day where you will say
"I aint never gonna drink again."
Well, some folks tell me that they're afraid
That my good timin' will get me one of these days.
Well don't y'all worry your pretty little heads about me
I know a bar by the hospital and health care is free.
So listen here Bucko, you've been warned
If you poke the bull you're bound to get the horn
You can't stay drunk forever
Lord knows I've tried
You've been warned come Monday morn
You're gonna hang your head and cry.
You can't stay drunk forever.
Let me tell you friend
. There'll come a day where you will say
"I aint never gonna drink again."
Sometimes my baby gets lowdown.
Paintin' on her nails while I'm paintin' the town.
I'll stumble home hopin' she's asleep
And find everything I own lying out in the street.
So listen close Brother, you've been warned.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
You can't stay drunk forever
Lord knows I've tried
You've been warned come Monday morn
You're gonna hang your head and cry.
You can't stay drunk forever.
Let me tell you friend
There'll come a day where you will say
"I aint never gonna drink again."