I'm here today to spin you a yarn
About a pig that I met one time
But she wasn't on a farm,
She was in the bush
And she gave me an almighty fright
5am on the bibbulmun track
It was pissing rain and pitch-black
All those hills broke our dicks
Over about 100 clicks
She lives on and on
That pig in the bush
She scared the shit out of us,
That pig in a bush
And I saw red eyes off in the bush
Tusks 3 foot long in my head torch glow
I shat bricks and I ran away
Coz I thought that pig was gonna get me
Coming off it's last kill so fresh
It's developed a taste for human flesh
I covered your back
With my pocket knife
About to start the fight of my life
We caught up to her
That pig in the bush
She was hell cute
That pig in the bush
She was pretty small
That pig in the bush
But she made me shit my pants
That pig in the bush,
Pig in the bush
Pig in the bush
Pig in the bush
Pig in the bush
Pig in the bush
That piggy didn't try to catch me
She had a cute little snout
She did not have any tusks
She was just hell fucking cute
Pig in the bush!