What's the first thing that you look for when you're checkin out a sexy lady?
Ah man, you know it was the curves on that girl that were driving me crazy
That's just cause our brains haven't changed since our caveman days A big tittied cave lady could feed so many cavebabies But we've evolved, so stop thinking like a neanderthal
Sure I like boobies too, but dude let me tell you that ain't all
I want a girl who likes to eat organic
And read Dr. Suess out loud
And if she's putting love into it, while she's raising her child
I wanna combine our DNA right now
Yeah i want those mothers Moms are like no other lovers Ooh - I want a girl with a big fat vocabulary
If you a mother, come on let me pull back the covers I'm sorry i rumpled your duvet But i had to work on that boot-ay Cuz a woman with a child Always drives me wiiiiiiiild
Lady's pushing toddler on a swing
Girl I know you can take care of your offspring
She's got a minivan with those fold down seats
We can pull over and get it while the baby's asleep
And her kid can be my built in mini-best buddy we can play nintendo after i make him study
Little Jimmy's bad, puts him in time out makes me wanna be a step dad no doubt
Good baby making is the challenge we face
So I wanna work with a mother on the future of the human race
I want those mothers Moms are like no other lovers Let's get busy putting money in a college fuuuuund
If you a mother
Let's get our debt restructured
We can pay off our student loans
And then go upstairs and bone
Moms love unconditionally Just a bit of that love would be enough for me
I want those mothers Moms are like no other lovers And someday you could be a grandmom that's twice as hot
You're a mom's mom!
If you a mother
I wanna give your child a brother
Or a sister
I just wanna give our chromosomes a happy home