My love comes staggered Dog-eared and haggard But your love, it never comes at all Your legs are coated With anti climb paint But I try and climb them all the same This is the way we do it This is the way we've always done it Though why, I don't know You can be soft and gracious I guess that's why I'm so tenacious But I shouldn't bother The flow is broken with conversation What for, though? You know how I feel anyway You said you were meant for me At turn of the century Can the same thing still be said today This is the way we do it This is the way we've always done it Though why, I don't know You can be soft and gracious I guess that's why I'm so tenacious But I shouldn't bother So there you go again With your anti climb paint Well, don't bother I'm done with all the trying