Acting a fool because that's how I does it
99 problems, can't think nothing of it
And when I sing my song, the girls, they love it
I think I'm Jimmy Buffett
I think I'm Jimmy Buffett
I'm the first one on the beach
Last one to leave
And I've forgotten everything that I believed
I might throw my blackberry in the sea
And find a girl to put lotion on me
I'm the man and on the beach in my hand
I got a John Daly, with a pinch of sand
F work yo, I'm working on my tan
We ain't going back baby girl I got a plan
Soon enough we'll be living in the movies
I got big ideas that are bigger than your boobies
Poking out in that lil pink bikini
My board shorts let the breeze hit my pee-pee
And I only got one worry...
If you can get a DUI on a surrey
Beach cruiser, basket on the front
Big banana seat, that's how you stunt
Bunch of butt cheeks basking in the sun
Spill my whole drink, pass another one
First name Tommy
Last name Bahama
The way I rock floral make a girl HAHA
I'm just gonna kick it, straight hiya ya
And if I gotta pee... jumping in the aqua
And she love it, got a red bucket
Wiffle ball bat, about to John Krux it
Sleeping on my side
Feeling like a flounder
This the only thing I got on my calendar
Getting shitty, then go mini golfing
Wait... I think I see a dolphin
And I'm just wasted away
We could do this all day
Hey lil mami, put some lotion on me
Wasting away
We could do this all day
All day ay ay ay ay ay ay