I have a girlfriend, (yeh yeh yeh), and it's the first time I've fallen in love, and i'm 29 It's all I could ask for, should have been wonderful wonderful for me Back from New York, moved into her place She gave me ice- cream, it felt really nice Now im so fat, I feel terrible about my looks I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend But i'm still lost inside During high school, I hated all the girls in my class They were so nasty, I thought I was gay Things did not change, I was miserable till the day she found me "Girlfriends are not easy to find" said my mother "Girlfriends are not easy to find" said my father "Especially the pretty ones" My grandma laughed at me, laughed at me, laughed at me I had a girlfriend...