Stockard channing There are worse things i could do Than go with a boy or two Even though the neighbourhood Thinks i'm trashy and no good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things i could do I could flirt with all the guys Smile at them and bat my eyes Press against them when we dance Make them think they stand a chance Then refuse to see it through That's a thing i'd never do I could stay home every night Wait around for mister right Take cold showers everyday And throw my life away On a dream that won't come true I could hurt someone like me Out of spite or jealousy I don't steal and i don't lie But i can feel and i can cry A fact i'll bet you never knew But to cry in front of you That's the worst thing i could do