Henry Streator owns this town Parks on the sidewalk and he beats men down His wife was pictured in a magazine He brought her over from the Philippines You can see her about five o'clock On the hood of his car on the town sidewalk... Well it starts in Minnesota as a tiny stream Then its rolling like a river down in New Orleans Sin in Indiana: It's a powerful thing Chalmers Wolcott is the biggest liar Drinks bottled water but can still breathe fire Got half a finger but he's twice as mean As a Boilermaker on amphetamines He's a deacon down at the church And there's porn on the corn so there' plenty of work Magnolia Hempstead could not stop Eating popcorn when she was high on pot She kept on chewing until her teeth were gone The dentist made some out of cut limestone You can always tell she's been around Because there's tombstones growing where she spits in the ground