At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate Under the snowflakes hanging shared a cigarette The xmas lights were blinking I felt so sure The decorations over office furniture But it's not cool to be with you Because we know they set the rules Larry's in antlers and he always gets so drunk We watched and laughed as his red nose went in the punch But it's not cool to be with you Although I really would like to And the lights were shimmering, and the room was spinning Are we going too far? We're walking back to your car At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate Driving to work on Monday sad and running late But it's not cool to be with you I see you in the copy room Yeah it's not cool to be with you The office talk can be so cruel