One year for my birthday I got a funky cake It looked exactly ordinary But it had fallen in the lake Funky birthday cake That is what i called it Wouldn't even take a dime to bake It wasn't even worth it I took that birthday cake And i smashed it against the wall From then on i told my mom to make No funky birthday cake at all Funky birthday cake That is what i called it Wouldn't even take a dime to bake It wasn't even worth it Funky birthday cake That is what i called it Wouldn't even take a dime to bake It wasn't even god damn worth it