Take a small bite of your meat-loaf and share it with the throne Tie the tie, you're a handsome date rapist Put some faces, put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth Lick them with the knowledge that you don't know where they've been Just like a quarter Fake like you care and you'll get to go home with her tonight Tell the friends, you're their biggest hero Put some faces, put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth Lick them with the knowledge that you don't know where they've been Just like a quarter on the sidewalk Starving smiles, so pretty It will always be this way No one here is innocent No one here is on his knees No one here has got some problems No one here is a rapist, racist, high-blood pressure, short-tempered Your face has filled out a bit but you're respectable Keep it sharp, keep on smiling, we're happy Put some faces put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth Share them with your children though you don; t know where they've been Just like a quarter on the sidewalk