Ain't missed a day of work in a month of Monday's Got a achin' hankerin' in my drinkin' bones Been cravin' me some good old cold beer country A man can only keep his sanity so long I got half a mind to go crazy There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair I got half a mind to go crazy I got all night long to get there Got a paycheck burnin' a hole in my pocket And a Copenhagen spit shine on my boots If I had a give a damn, man, I've lost it So if you find me out there howlin' at the moon Well, I got a half a mind to go crazy There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy And I got all night long to get there, yeah Got my butt here on a barstool and the whiskey's going down There ain't no telling where I'll be when morning rolls around I got a half a mind to go crazy There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy And I got all night long to get there I got half a mind to go crazy There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair I got half a mind to go crazy I got all night long to get there To get there, I'm gonna get there I'm gonna get there (I'm gonna get there) Hell, I might wake up in a straitjacket tomorrow