When I get to Heaven When I get to Heaven Saint Peter's gonna say Saint Peter's gonna say "How'd you earn your living? "How'd you earn your living? How'd you earn your pay?" How'd you earn your pay?" I'll reply with a hell of a grin, I'll reply with a hell of a grin, "I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger!" "I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger!" Blood, guts, and a whole lot of danger That's the life of an Airborne Ranger!" When I get to hell Satan's gonna say "How'd you earn your livin' boy?" How'd you earn your pay?" I'll reply with a boot to his chest "I made my living laying souls to rest!"