Callin' all circuit boys
This is an intervention
It's a state of emergency
I do see you at Alegria, I do see you on Atlantis Cruises
But get your ass to the club!
The internet killed the clubs, what the fuck?
Y'all bitches really messed up
Ok, enough is enough
So circuit boys, welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back
Back in the day before you could get
On the net, stay home for sex
We'd go out to all the bars
Start at ten, meet our friends
Then by two, you know what to do
Gather the crew, make your move
Over to the club, take your drugs
You know what's up!
I don't mean to be rude
Stop livin' on X-Tube
I don't mean to be blunt
Stop livin' on Manhunt
You always blog about
People you forgot about
Tried to be nice but startin' now
I'm takin' my dance floor back
The internet killed the clubs, what the fuck?
Y'all bitches really messed up
Ok, enough is enough
So circuit boys, welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back
You wanna go to a lounge
Stand around
Dressed in Hollister, with the followers
You don't even care about the music
There's a DJ legend in the booth and
Do you even know what you're doing?
Lord Jesus, you about to ruin
Something we build hard pursuing
'Cause you texting your ex for sex
I don't mean to be rude
Stop livin' on X-Tube
I don't mean to be blunt
Stop livin' on Manhunt
You always blog about
People you forgot about
Tried to be nice but startin' now
I'm takin' my dance floor back
The internet killed the clubs, what the fuck?
Y'all bitches really messed up
Ok, enough is enough
So circuit boys, welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back
You can stop checking the message boards
No one has responded to your thread yet
That guy you with on iChat?
You know he don't look like that any damn way
So just let it go, keep it movin' come outside
When all is said and done, this is who we are, this is part of our culture
I want you to remember the first time you ever stood outside a club
And you were scared shit
And when you got inside you knew you belonged to something bigger
The internet killed the clubs, what the fuck?
Y'all bitches really messed up
Ok, enough is enough
So circuit boys, welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back
The internet killed the clubs, what the fuck?
Y'all bitches really messed up
Ok, enough is enough
So circuit boys, welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back