New year, new me I've got a list of resolutions I'm planning to keep Next year I'll be the kind of man you've always wanted me to be In six months' time you won't Recognize me from the mess I am right now I'm going to settle down Sort myself out And turn my life around I will I'll change I'll stop living off late-night takeaways and lose some weight I still love you I only hope it's not too late I might've made a lot of silly mistakes But things are going to be different now I'm going to settle down Sort myself out And turn my life around No cheese No chips I always let my heartaches go straight to my hips I make a mess of most of my relationships I've had enough of having to get drunk To enjoy myself when I go out I'm going to settle down Sort myself out And turn my life around I know you've heard it all a million times before So I understand you having your doubts But I'm going to settle down Sort myself out And turn my life around I'm going to settle down Sort myself out and turn my life around