Jupiter: Wow, Mars, you look Terrible!
Satyrn: What's wrong, Hun?
Mars: I just got back from the Health Clinic.
I tested positive for water, which means I might also have, LIFE.
Satyrn and Venuscz: Oh.
Mars: I mean, what happened? I'm young, Im fit,
How can I be harbouring life?
Have you seen those Mountains on my
Cheeks? This one looks like it has a face!
Face: I see you baby.
Satyrn: Come on, Mars.
Life is such not a big deal. Just let it out there, you'll be fine!
Uranus: You can have some of my medicated
Cream, but I'll have to be the one to apply it.
Mars: No thank you.
Neptune: Oh,
Pluto have got a little life on
Him.think it's a bit like having fleas.
Alien 1: This Planet is delicious!
Alien 2: I agree! We like to call it, Plutopia!
Neptune: I don't ever see him
Scratching, so it must not bother him, Nun.
Mars: Awesome, so I have fleas. How could this have happened!?
Jupiter: Mars, what makes you think life is such a bad thing? I mean,
Take Earth for example,
It is completely plastered with life! Aren't ya little rascal?
Jupiter: And just look at him, he is just doing just fine.
Uranus: Considering baby Earth isn't potty
Trained, I'd say setting the bar pretty low.
Satyrn: Ya, and Baby Earth is kinda crazy,
Always talking about Moon, like it's alive! Sad...
Baby Earth: Ah, Moonkey, you're so funny.
Mars: So life is going to give me itches I
Can't scratch, and slowly drive me insane?
Jupiter: Get a hole to yourself, Man! HA!
You think what Life is all about huh?
Unless you experience every part of it, every.
Jupiter: All we know, is that we don't know.
We don't know what is it, when or why. You know what?
We probably never will. Until we do.
It is perfectly Unnatural to feel the unknown, BUT,
Is it perfectly Unknown to feel the Unnatural?
Who says something disgusting and messy, can't also be disgusting.
And beautiful! And in conclusion, one final point,
If there would be no life, there would be... NO BACON!
Neptune: Oh! He's closed! Life is awesome.
Satyrn: Sign me up!
Jupiter: Mars- hey where did he go?
Mars: That was a great speech,
But I will take the high route here,
And blast myself with massive amounts of radiation.
Sol: There's one thing you ought to know,
This might give you a thing called cancer.
Mars: Is it like, a kind of life?
Sol: ...
Sol: Definitely not.