Have you got your card "Yeah I've got my card I always have my card Don't I?" "Good" I'll paint a picture But the writing's on the wall So there ain't no space at all Oh no! Your eyes are open Fantasise about collecting Never seeing it's affecting me Yet I pay for everything You never needed What a sin! You just ask and I cave in Oh I'm waiting to see if you See what I see and it's gone... You see it, you want it I buy it, you get it Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready Take a look at my face! Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready And there isn't a trace of irony Mm-hm Yet I always have to pay! You take for granted That I'm always by your side I delivered, I provided that You see the roses But it's not on your agenda And to you I'm just a tender trap Yet I'll say for what it's worth You're the greatest thing on Earth And I'd never trade you in Oh if only you sat in the Front for a matter of time Uncomfortably seated You're still undefeated Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready Take a look at my face! Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready And there isn't a trace of irony Mm-hm Yet I always have to pay! "Have you got your card?" "Yeah I've got my card I always have my card Don't I?" "Good" Ooh! Maybe you're a baby in a good disguise Cloak and dagger! (Pay for me) Wager a teenager with your big blue eyes Seasoned blagger! Pay for me Pay for me More, give me More, give me More! Yet I'll say for what it's worth You're the greatest thing on Earth And I'd never trade you in Oh if only you sat in the Front for a matter of time Uncomfortably seated You're still undefeated Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready Take a look at my face! Tap When You're Ready Tap When You're Ready And there isn't a trace of irony Mm-hm Yet I always have to pay! Tap When You're Ready