You've got to know that you're good And in time your slippery boy will fade away to a place far and unsafe I shun myself Hedonist, social cues While you go stir the pot for poor working drones all on their phones Open and warm Laugh at my stupid jokes, but when it comes to talking we shy away, I stay to play Stuck to the plan See you out with your friends, checking in with your unfair guardian Wish I was him Katy What the hell's wrong with me Am I so lame and normal Katy It was the only time That I actually tried to get something I wanted Piercing your face What was it supposed to be Wary warning or a cultural thing It's just a ring More ornate than bold So I'm told by your soul Filtering jocks and Prada You gotta be a judgmental being Katy What the hell's wrong with me Am I so lame and normal Katy It was the only time That I actually tried to get something I wanted I always daydreamed about feeling your softness against my jaw But not in this place, not in this place Something's not right When your best shot at a sincere moment's bookended by crooked pubs Just drunken hugs