This is so typical me
Cause' now my head is in my coffee
I spill my fingers on my strings
I can't remember my name
Or even yesterday... no
All that I remember
Yes, all that I remember
I was drunk
And I'm sorry
I was drunk
And if you don't believe me
You can check my bank account
Cause' it's crying out loud
Uh...
I was drunk
I'm sorry if I hurt you last night
I promised I would make it alright
But I got this excuse
And it's the best one I could ever use
Cause' I was drunk
And I'm sorry
I was drunk
And if you don't believe me
You can check my bank account
Cause' it's crying out loud
Uh...
I was drunk so I lost my skill to flirt
I was drunk when I puked on your favorite shirt
I was drunk so I turned into a pervert
And I drag my reputation through the dirt
Right now, I'm drunk
And I'm not sorry
Cause' when I'm drunk
I don't worry (a damn)
About my bank account
Cause' I'm sure it's doing fine right now
Uh...
I'm drunk and I'm giving shots out for free
I'm drunk and I'm so damn carefree
I'm drunk and now I can't even count to three
I'm drunk... ayy stop I think I lost my keys
I'm drunk and I don't want this night to end
I'm drunk and I don't know how much I spend
I'm drunk and tomorrow this is gonna' hurt
Cause' I drag my reputation through the dirt
I was drunk