I've been trying to forget my past
Before it catches up with me and kicks my ass
The doctor says it wouldn't hurt too bad
I've been feelin' like my nerves are ready to collapse
And I've been trying to pick me up some French
Spendin' every afternoon out on that picnic bench
Spittin' loogies till the yard is drenched
And then you caught me tryin' to hop over the neighbor's fence
Old friend where'd you go?
I thought I heard you on the radio
We haven't spoken since I lost my cell phone
I quit religion and my car got towed
The cancer in your chest it started awful quick
Now all your friends are callin' you an amputit
I saw that smile sneak across your lips
And I said it wasn't funny but you said it is
You were into speakin' Portugese
Countin' off Icky Bicky Bonkey
Fightin' mulch wars underneath the Christmas trees
We were barefoot in our blue jeans
Old friend where'd you go?
I thought I heard you on the radio
We haven't spoken since I lost my cell phone
I quit religion and my car got towed