If brains were thousand dollar bills I'd tell you what we'd bet You wouldn't have enough To buy a cup of coffee yet Well, that ain't the way I heared it But here's a though for you Your's might as well be coffee grounds For all the thinking they'll do Well I guess I told you off That ought to hold you for a spell Furthermore if you don't like it You can pack tonight, get out of sight And go jump in the well! Sometimes you make me so darn mad That here's what I could do I'd pick you up and shake you up And bite you half in two Well that ain't the way I heared it And sister if you do You'll learn right quick that you done Bit off more than you can chew Well I guess I told you off That ought to hold you for a spell Furthermore if you don't like it You can pack tonight, get out of sight And go jump in the well! If common sense was ice cubes You can take it straight from me You wouldn't even have enough To cool a glass of tea Well that ain't the way I heared it You're just a wasting breath Huh, if them ice cubes was ignorance You'd done be froze to death Well I guess I told you off That ought to hold you for a spell Furthermore if you don't like it You can pack tonight, get out of sight And go jump in the well!