Johnny is a soldier Johnny wears a uniform The Grim Reaper is standing at the door Suzy is a mother She's worried about everything The Grim Reaper doesn't even sing Jesus is my best friend Standing right in front of me Saying 'keep on letting it all roll off your back 'Till there's nothing left of you. And I'll be true." Harry is a unicorn Eats a lot of grass Everybody keeps running out of gas 30 percent is way too much I don't know what to say You need a key to get in But there's nothing there when you stay Oh Johnny's still a soldier Johnny wears a uniform The Grim Reaper still standing at the door Forevermore forevermore Mary is a mother She's worried about everything That old Grim Reaper doesn't even sing