If-a you don't shake you won't get no cake, you ol' salty dog You old salty dog, now baby, you salty dog You gonna keep on hangin' around, you old salty dog Gonna keep on hangin' and take into town, you salty dog Well, come in here, you shut that door, you old salty dog He got shot with a .44, you old salty dog Got a brand new pistol and a box of balls, you old salty dog Gonna shoot that woman just to see her fall, you salty dog You stuck those stitches in the forks and knives, you old salty dog He dug those 'tatoes with the pocket knife, you old salty dog I'm goin' to town, hurry back, you old salty dog I'm gonna show your peoples how to ball the jack, you old salty dog She got good jelly and she sells it high, you old salty dog I know hit's something that a man can buy, you old salty dog Twenty-five cents is her regular price, you old salty dog Says, fifty cents, you can buy it twice, you salty dog She pulls her dress up above her knees, you old salty dog She shakes her shimmy to who she please, you old salty dog