Did you ever wander where old drunks go When you get too old to drink anymore Well I really don't know but I'd like to believe Somewhere there's a place for drunks like me But in a honky tonk heaven give me house with the swinging doors And living room with a jukebox and a sawdust floor Someday I'm gonna go there just you wait and see If there's a honky tonk heaven for drunks like me [ Guitar ] Don't get me wrong friend I'd like to live The rest of my life for the thrill it gives But I've run out of money and I've run out of town Old age is about to turn my temper down But in a honky tonk heaven give me house with the swinging doors And living room with a jukebox and a sawdust floor Someday I'm gonna go there just you wait and see Cause in the honky tonk heaven the drinks are free If there's a honky tonk heaven for drunks like me