It was a Saturday I had nothing to do My good friend called me up Says, I got good news for you We can drink At my parent's place Bring all that alcohol up They'll be gone for a few days Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver to die Gonna do this for the rest of your life Do you ever ask yourself why? Now I'm here At Francis's place Inebriated But things seem okay Girls come over And drink some too Then I ask myself What should I do? Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver to die Gonna do this for the rest of your life You ever ask yourself why? Now I'm here In Francis's room Ask the girl next to me "Can I kiss you?" Fell on the floor What could I do? Drinking in Francis's room Ain't such a good thing to do Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver to die You ever ask yourself why Gonna do this for the rest of your life? Become sober Become sober Become sober Become sober