It was a Saturday I had nothing to do My friend called me up Said, "I got good news for you We can drink At my parent's place Bring all that alcohol up They'll be gone for a few days." Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver and die You ever ask yourself why You're gonna do this the rest of your life? Now I'm up here At Francis's place Inebriated But things are okay Girls come over And drink some too Then I have to ask myself What should I do? Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver to die You're gonna do this for the rest of your life You ever ask yourself why? Now I'm here Drinking bottles of brew Ask the girl next to me "Can I kiss you?" Drank too much, fell on the floor What should I do? Dancing drunk in Francis's room Isn't a good thing to do Do you wanna be a drunk stumbling guy? Kill your liver and die You ever ask yourself why You're gonna do for this the rest of your life? Becoming sober Becoming sober Becoming sober Becoming sober Becoming sober Becoming sober Becoming sober