I'm riding winds at sonic speed I'm seeing things you won't believe I'm lightning torches with a smile And having donuts for dessert I'm laughing at the colored wheel And stealing things I can steal I'm painting porches on the wall And waiting for the fruit to fall Well I talked to my baby on a Saturday night She said it doesn't matter what is left or what is right I'm rubbing elbows with my knees I'm writing books about disease I'm crying like a little child 'Coz cowgirl tuna makes me wild I'm laughing at the colored wheel And stealing things that I can steal I'm shaking hands with Kris today I'm choking salmons in a way Well I talked to my baby on Saturday night My, my, my what a beautiful sight The world is really on the other side She said it doesn't matter what is left or what is right