In the jungle, the filthy jungle I am searching for love I know there are a lot of horny creatures But I know what I want I have been with snakes and frogs - and some monkeys too But there was no real love - just a lot of poo Now I've finally found a friend - damn, it took a while She is my everything - she always makes me smile Oh, I feel alive With my crocodile Yeah, I feel alive I am a crocophile And we never fight We gonna have a lot of crocokids That we gonna feed with banana skids It's the smallest things I love the most - like her breath of the dead And when she serves me breakfast - while I'm still in bed When she gives me presents - like some hunters head And when she is blushing - her chins turn red