Some people call me by my name
Some people call me things you shouldn't really say
Some people don't think you should trust
A word that comes out my mouth, well, hey
I kiss her every morning
Right before breakfast
A dusting on my cornflakes
And everything makes sense
Such lovely weather today
Everything is eh okay
Some people say that I'm bad at my job
Some people say that I don't even care
Some people say that I'm an imbecile
Who's ruined the lives of so many innocent people, but
When the eagles are silent, that's when the parrots talk
Someone get me another line
I want top hats, I want great British Victorian etiquette
I want a pay rise, I want a large fox rug
I want an army of unplanned babies
Starving as they're shot down like heroes
I want all the women in my life to stop complaining
About how my eyes wander from one to the next
I'm goddamn Genghis Khan
I stare up from my frosty credit card and say
Such lovely weather today
Everything is eh okay
Such lovely weather today
Everything is eh okay
Okay
Okay