Suddenly, they found it The page at the end of the internet Long story short, the pressure's off and I'm not sure how to feel Everybody's posting it The page at the end of the internet Their frequency is disbelief, oh yeah they're just like me But I know where that hallway leads to If you've been following along, then baby, so should you! Imagine my own personal transition Diversified and multiplied by a couple of billion Wonder how they found it The page at the end of the internet To chalk it up to fate strikes me a tad naive How they gonna handle it This page at the end of the internet Will it be catastrophe? A vessel for apathy? We'll see