Once I had a big black piano On the 19th floor Mommy said "you'd get this piano" "Through that narrow door" I said, "I can't move this big, old piano" "Oh, I can't move it, no" "If I tried I'd surely get" "Another aching toe" ♪ Mommy fixed it in a minute She's so big and tall When she said "now you get this piano" "To the other wall" I said, "I can't move this big, old piano" "Oh, I can't move it, no" "If I tried I'd surely get" "Another aching toe" ♪ Mommy fixed it in a minute Fixed it like before Then she said, "now you get this piano" "Down to 18th floor" Well, I said "I'll make a try" "But you want to know?" "I would sure prefer to die" "Than to get another aching toe" ♪ Mommy, I could move this big, old piano You just told me so But I knew I'd surely get Another aching toe Ah, haha