The lady at the bar was looking lonely
I said hello and offered her a drink
I tried my best to be so supportive
I said cheer up it not as awful as you think
Cause I'm a scout for a nudist camp
I'm holding tryouts in room 302
She hit me with a very dry martini
She said please don't make me call the cops on you
My pick-up line may seem a little different
It's a little risky there's no doubt
Mostly it's been a dismal failure
But every now and then it all works out
The lady at the bar was looking stressed
She said I'll just drink my cares away
I said you just need to be undressed
And lady this is your lucky day
Cause I'm a scout for a nudist camp
I'm holding tryouts in room 303
She hit me with a pretty full Manhattan
Said she was gonna call the cops on me
My pick-up line may seem a little different
It's a little risky there's no doubt
Mostly it's been a dismal failure
But every now and then it all works out
The lady at the bar was mighty pretty
It's a long shot but I said what the hell
I doubt that it could get any worse
Unless they throw my ass in jail
And I said I'm a scout for a nudist camp
I holding tryouts in room 309
She said man that really sounds exciting
I'll do my best to be right on time
Cause I'm a scout for a gay nightclub
We're holding workouts in room 408
And you're just the kind of guy we look for
I'll see you later you better not be late
My pick-up line may seem a little different
It's a little risky there's no doubt
Mostly it's been a dismal failure
But every now and then it all works out