When your ju ju turns up missing
And your karma's out of sync
Your mojo lies in pieces
And your life just really stinks
When affliction and misfortune
Start to push you to the brink
Come on down he will turn your life around
He's a one man party and he's coming to your bar
He's a beer and liquor salesman with acoustical
Guitar
He's Las Vegas, he's contagious, he's outrageous
And bizarre
He's a one man party all night long
When he jumps onto the stage
You're bound to be impressed
If you have doubt and hesitation
Take a chance and be my guest
Cause he's got people singing
From Maine down to Key West
Come on down he will turn your life around
He's a one man party and he's coming to your bar
He's a beer and liquor salesman with acoustical
Guitar
He's Las Vegas, he's contagious, he's outrageous
And bizarre
He's a one man party all night long
In the middle of the madness
When all your hope is gone
You are stranded in the darkness
Just praying for the dawn
The minute he starts singing
Baby all the lights go on
Come on down he will turn your life around
He's a one man party and he's coming to your bar
He's a beer and liquor salesman with acoustical
Guitar
He's Las Vegas, he's contagious, he's outrageous
And bizarre
He's a one man party all night long