Grandma got run over by a redneck
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve I used to be a real big fan of NASCAR
But the guy who hit her ruined it for me
She's been drinking too much mad dog
And we begged her not to leave but she
Cussed just like a sailor as she stumbled out the door on Christmas Eve
The man who hit her drove a transcant
With an ernheart sticker well adorned he was definitely a redneck cause he
Displayed a man just peeing on a ford
Grandma got run over by a redneck
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve I used to be a real big fan of NASCAR
But the guy who hit her ruined it for me
An AVP was put out on him but nothing
Happened right away cause the cops
Down at the station were watching cmt on Christmas day
When the NASCAR special finished they
Patrolled up until dark but the they all got off work early to drink beer at home in
Their trailer park
Grandma got run over by a redneck
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve I used to be a real big fan of NASCAR
But the guy who hit her ruined it for me
The cops finally pulled him over with cans
Of bush beer on his seats but he didn't go to prison cause the sheriff was a fan of
Number 3
Now I really do miss grandma she's up in
Heaven with the stars but there's one thing I do miss more is them Sundays I
Used to watch NASCAR