(Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men) You may see horses try to fly A dog with periwinkle eyes But peppered earth with chunks of sky Now there's a sight worth seein' When sod gets moist with dewy flow And the fungus spores they start to show And if you're sharp and in the know You may spy a different bein' (Mu-mu-mu-...mushroom men) I lean my head on a window pane And stare out cat-eyed through the rain And though the dim's an awful strain I think I've seen a mushroom man I think I've seen a mushroom man (Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men) Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes Boletes, boletes Don't touch the amanitas Look out for amanitas (Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men) Be it seven sons or seven trout They came to see with throbbing doubt The fungi as they pranced about M-m-m-m-mushroom men (Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men) Now when mares eat oats and does eat oats And jackalopes eat bacon It's time to get your glasses checked Cause surely you're mistaken M-m-m-m-mushroom men