Well my body could use a little slimmin' I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin' And I ain't seen my feet since 1984... The old lady wants a roll in the hay, We turn the lights down all the way... 'Cause I don't look good naked anymore. No, I don't look good naked anymore... I'm a deep fried, double-wide version Of the man I was before. If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door, And I don't look good naked anymore. Well I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand. But I can't do the things I done before. Well it all happened kind of slow, But I guess I kinda let myself go... Now I don't look good naked anymore. With each and every passing year, Came a lot of french fries and beer. And my belly hung a little closer to the floor. Now, my belly is as big as a truck, And the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA! Cause I don't look good naked anymore... No, I don't look good naked anymore!