Let that simmer, let that sink
I urinated in your sink
I met your neighbors in the street
I told them that you pee in sinks
Don't get that twist though
You wish you never brought her to this show, hey where'd your chick go
I don't think she even came with you
She probably got sick of showing up with someone as lame as you
And then ending every day with you
She wants a getaway with you?
Nah dog, she wants to get away from you
And put some spaces in between the place of you
She been hanging out with friends more, showing up late
Crawling into bed she smell like cigarettes and open mistakes
That's cuz I told her you's the hoe of the day
Told her wait, before you go, let's crack a couple jokes on his face
She asked from me a glass of wine, she got a glass of bug juice
I told her I don't love her but I love that she don't love you
Then she said it back
Hm... I told her that don't make no sense with that syntax
Asked her to work that out, bring it back
Come with something better next
Our love is so unspecial yet
She sacrificing y'all's for reasons I couldn't even pretend to get
Let that simmer, let that sink
I urinated in your sink
I met your neighbors in the street
I told them that you pee in sinks
Ain't you listening?
When you go off to work I'm in your business
I'm picking up the landline
I'm leaving dirty dishes
I'll most likely be attending all the holiday dinners
I called your mother and we talked it through, she thinks I'm a winner
All in all, that's not my call
Got an issue, call your mom
But I think I speak for all involved, when I ask for you to keep things calm
The last thing you wanna do is ruin your kid's Christmas
So maybe don't bring up the whole, "I'm fucking your bitch" shit
So maybe don't bring up the whole, "I'm friends with your parents"
For some strange reason that has yet to become apparent
But yo we had a family meeting and you weren't at the family meeting
Now your kids think you don't love them and your wife thinks that you're cheating
Plus... you know... the whole 'your wife fucking me' thing
It's a mess homie, you did your best homie
But you need jet homie
Whatever's next homie
We wish you best homie
That's from me, the wife, your kids, and the 'rents homie