I've got a bottle of ink I draw the things that I think Are funny and sad when life is a drag I'm happy that I've got a bottle of ink I've got a bottle to drink I talk and talk about things that I think Are funny and sad when life is a drag I'm happy that I've got a bottle to drink So I'd love to just hang out I'd love to just hang out before the dealer Flips the top card face up on the felt And I'd love to get hungry and eat I would love to get hungry and eat And thank whatever brought the whole world Falling at our feet I've got a bottle of ink I draw the things that I think Are funny and sad when life is a drag I'm happy that I've got a bottle of ink