I'm Bill Murray at the beginning of "Groundhog Day" I'm Bill Murray at the beginning of "Scrooged" See, I used to be polite and lie to everyone But it's easier to tell the truth I'm Doctor Venkman zapping that kid with electrodes I'm Herman Bloom crushing your bike with my car I tried singing karaoke, taking baby steps But being a prick is easier by far No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares no one's listening No one cares But I'm Bill Murray