Anything is passable All this misery is laughable So come and kiss my on the mandable I got an inch that isn't scratchable Yo where's my kitty at She's hiding on the bedroom floor And where's my lazy cat I hear her scratching at the bathroom door Why don't you go fill up his bowl some more Cause anything is passable Every laser beam is zapable So can the prom man make it out the ball (?) Check your head it isn't cashable So laugh, so laugh At the epigraph Just prod and jab At the belly fat I drove for hours On four flat tires Cause anything is passable