You make-believe that you're a nice guy
But that's not how things work, despite tries
Your views on niceness need to be set aside
If that's what chivalry is, then let it die
Let me guess, your the type to pick out other people's flaws
Ready to throw it in their face if they don't play along
With you, bitch you just a bully are your really so silly
Don't understand that maybe it's you that's the issue
Too busy chasing a make-believe ecstacy
You never saw the person you were meant to see
You thought you were feeding compliments into a sex machine
And when it didn't give you sex, you were extra mean
Your stupid pickup lines are pissing me off
Your whole demeanour got me praying that pianos could fall
You're disrespectful, ya the way you tick it makes me sick
I'd tip this waitress fifty dollars just to punch you in the dick
You wanted to be nice and trade it in for sex
Which isn't very nice, it didn't show respect
Listen bro, she doesn't owe you shit
Even under mistle-toe, ya, she doesn't owe you shit
Listen buddy, and I don't mean we're buddies
I mean, I hate it when you talk but your mouth keeps on running
I know you think your funny when your speaking bout these bitches from the weekend
But that girl's a friend of mine, so tell me, are you feeling lucky?
Don't be a nice guy, just be polite
And leave her alone for the rest of the night
Respect her boundaries and personhood
Show her her social cues are working good
Now I'm not saying I'm a knight in shining armor
I can see that you're a charmer
Look, I'll hurt you if you harm her
I might take you to the harbour
Hold your head under the water
Don't you worry, I won't kill you
But, I swear I'll leave you breathless
Hey diddle diddle, you just play fickle
Even if the grape's sour, you wanted to take nibbles
Girls never admit that they single
They're taught speak soft and carry a rape whistle
Nice. It doesn't sound like you're acting
Nice. It doesn't sound like you're actually
Nice. I don't have to think
Twice. It sounds like you suck
It doesn't sound like you're actually
Nice. I don't have to think
Twice. It sounds like you suck
Can't you see, she's outta your league, she's outta your reach
And telling you to "fuck off" ain't a figure of speech
I know that assholes finish last always
Always takes a little longer than I hoped but we all go the wrong way
Why can't the people I dislike just die?
How could a god sit by and let them live life?
I hate you, you suck. You are the worst person
I'm giving you advice, all you hear is the birds chirping
When She Says no, where do you go?
Go a lil crazy or take the high Road
Do you get violent or should you go home?
Text her ten times in a row, brother put down that phone
Nice. It doesn't sound like you're acting
Nice. It doesn't sound like you're actually
Nice. I don't have to think
Twice. It sounds like you suck