I am a bottle Jack! I'm yellow, white and black. I am a cow. Big and smelly, Baby! I am a DVD! I am your ugly knee. I am chemisty. I am so lonely. I am so crazy. (I am, I am, I am) I am so tired. I am so sad. (I am, I am, I am) I am so pissed off. I am so lazy. (I am, I am, I am) I am so stupid. I am so mad. (I am, I am, I am) I am a Porno-Star. I am a dirty car. I am a ghost. Loud and spoky, Baby. I'm a croissant from Spain. I am an aeroplane. I am so lame. I am so lonely. I am so crazy. (I am, I am, I am) I am so tired. I am so sad. (I am, I am, I am) I am so pissed off. I am so lazy. (I am, I am, I am) I am so stupid. I am so mad. (I am, I am, I am) (Dank an Kevin für den Text)