My suitcase is packed It's sitting by the door I've gone over all the facts I can't take them any more But every time my feet hit the street My head starts aching and My knees get week I turn back around I let myself in I feel like a dog No matter what I come back again My friends all try to give me friendly advice They all agree I shouldn't be so nice Women really like it when you push them around But it's not me So here I go again Ignoring all the signs It doesn't take a scientist To read between the lines But right about the time I'm sure I've had enough I've decided to call it quits and I'm Ready to get tough You turn it on with those Those big brown eyes The next thing you know I'm out buying long-stem roses I'm like my daddy Old-fashioned I don't know what to do I'm a creature of habit I don't know what else to do It's like a game That's been rigged So nobody wins