I don't need an introduction, everybody knows my face Take a look, you're only human, but don't forget your place I know that I'm a god in your eyes, but I believe this much I'm a friend of the common people as long as they don't touch On the broken street of nowhere, they held their banners high I saw the angle, made my pitch, and the next thing you know I'm hired All the phony, jumped up papers, pumping out the news It's all fake, they might be liberal, but only with the truth I'm gonna make us great again, you can take me at my word I'll tell you what you wanna hear, even if it sounds absurd All you really need to know is I never paid that girl Or if I did, then what the hell? 'Cause now I rule the world They say I'm vain and shallow, but they don't know Of course I have a heart, but it's made of stone, made of stone I'm not a man, I'm a force of nature, you'd better come to heel I'm the nightmare you can't wake from, 'cause it's all for real It doesn't matter what you say, it doesn't matter what you do I'm going down in history, it's the only thing that's true