From Dagenham Heathway to Upton Park Life's peculiar after dark Stopped at Aldgate East And ran into a priest Does it only happen to me Tried to leave at Turnham Green Packed inside like a sardine And at Acton Town The chips were down When I finally realized I'm stuck on a train Down here in the underground Train I gotta get off Crossing Bromley-By-The-Bow I'm only two years late by now And by Chiswick Park I made a harsh remark When I finally realized I'm stuck on a train Down here in the underground Train I gotta get off I'm stuck on a train Down here in the underground Train I gotta get off I'm stuck on a train Down here in the underground Train I gotta get off I'm stuck on a train Down here in the underground Train I gotta get off