I was wandering through the night In the docks of this old city When I chanced upon the light and darkness of One-Step Avenue On the ground there was a box And a lightning fell right on me And I dashed for The dance floor I can't believe I'm Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show When I came to my senses I was once again a nobody And I recollected my pretenses at One-Step Avenue Then I gazed upon the box In the hands of a vagabond And she dashed for The dance floor I can't believe she's Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Now you wonder About the wonder Of the strange docks And the dance box But who cares when you're Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show Stealing the show Oh no Stealing the show