I got a mail today, said I was obsolete Been working the same old soulless 9-5 Cleaning up dirty floors, with a broken broom Changed the last roll of paper, I'm out the door Winds are blowing strong But I'm laughing all day long I got a date tonight Stella by the Barlight And it's alright As I was driving home, heard a squealing sound A tail of a cat by the roadside was all that I found When I got home that night, found a note on the door "The locks have been changed, and you're not welcome here anymore" Winds are blowing strong But I'm laughing all day long I got a date tonight Stella by the Barlight And it's alright I'ts alright I picked up the bags, the wife had left by the door Suddenly I got a blow, and I fell to the floor When I woke up again, I couldn't feel my legs I spent my last cash, on one of those little blue cars Winds are blowing strong But I'm laughing all day long I got a date tonight Stella by the Barlight And it's alright It's alright