I swear I'm always lying when I run into my ex
I wanna keep it 100 but I always got to flex
I'm playing like my life got better ever since she left
Damn it I'm so stressed but I'm acting like I'm blessed
Yeah so I tell her I've been busy as of late
But doing really good no scratch that I've been great
I got that big promotion so I really can't complain
I'm eating raw vegan plus now I meditate
Yeah, I've been taking time to focus on my chi
Aligning all my chakras and my body's energy
And I've been doing yoga for my flexibility
I really found my peace
Now that I got a prescription for weed, yeah
I'm doing Zumba
I'm learning tuba
I bought a Roomba
It keeps my room clean (yuh)
My new roommate
Is a woman
And I ain't bragging (woah)
But I think she likes me (maybe)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
I can tell that she is not impressed, with me
Ooh I wish that we could have sex (yuh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
I'm trying not to look down at her breasts, baby (woah)
It's been a while since I've had sex
Life is great
But I must admit that it ain't always been this way
I was in my feeling laying on the couch all day
Till' I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed
Tell me have you heard of ITT Tech
I ain't trying to flex but it's on the internet
It's fully accredited so I'm pretty much set
For the ever shifting competitive modern job market
Digital research associate
Product integration analyst
Central security specialist
Implementation coordinator
Regional brand administrator
Human dynamics facilitator (yuh)
With expert staff and over 140 campuses nation wide, I'm set
(Lying) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
Why'd I talk about ITT Tech, baby
I don't think she wants to have sex (yuh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)
Times we had together were the best, baby (woah)
We used to literally have sex