One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dumplings Cooking Cooking I'm cooking all the dumplings Motherfuckers want to act funny Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops! Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon But I feed on the bitches, bitches Motherfuckers want to act funny One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dumplings